As my 3 month anniversary of living in China approached, I decided to take a quick trip to Korea for a few days to relax. Korea is everything mainland China isn’t. It’s clean; the people wait in line and respect the first-come, first-serve rules by which the rest of the world abides; almost nobody spits or picks his nose in public; you can expect more from the things you buy than a passing resemblance to quality. I really enjoyed my time there, and I made some great new friends! However, all vacations must come to an end sooner or later. I was excited to be back home in China. But China warmly welcomed me back with a gigantic hug while at the same time reaching around to steal my wallet…


