If you’re going to rely on a computer translation to name your restaurant in a foreign tongue, it’s probably best to follow these simple rules:
Know enough of the target language to understand if your translation is at least somewhere in the general vicinity of being halfway near the point of possibly a tad bit close [...]
I have a non hotdrink. Where’s my sucker?
Huh?
Someone needs to explain to whoever wrote this that the pattern is “[adjective] is as [adjective] does” and that it doesn’t work with every adjective.
I’m sorry….what?
I got this fortune not long ago. I can’t figure out if this one is so profound that I can’t comprehend it, or if the five o’clock bell rang so the guy just hit the period key and left.
Who the heck is Rich?! Aaaah, the lack of articles in Chinese makes for some interesting translations.
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