Book cookies
This can’t possibly not work…
 
Those crazy Japanese are at it again! If you’re a woman tired of having small breasts, you can eat these cookies (apparently 2 a day) and watch your cup size increase! I’m sure the claims are totally legit. They’re printed on the box, so they must be true. In case you can read Japanese better than I can (better than I can = at all), I’ve included a link to the product page below.
 
Link to product page