PMP can do ANYTHING. Really. The reviewers say so.
Written By: Due-East on July 17, 2007
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 The Portable Media Player, which can do pretty much anything |
| Check out this Portable Media Player (or PMP – which just so happens to be a very similar name to Sony’s PSP, a handheld gaming system with a similar design). It can apparently do basically anything entertainment-wise, even read novels! I wonder what it thought of Pride and Prejudice. Look at the Chinglish-laden features list below: |
| Portable Game & Media Player integrates such functions as watching Movie, enjoying Music, Playing GAMES, Reading novels, sound Recording, browsing Pictures and Take pictures. Feature : Game Player : Game Emulator support NES, SNES & MD/SMC ( Sega 16bit ), You can run thousands of game which you can download from Internet Movie Player : Support AVI of MPEG-4 format ( DIVX 3.11/4.X/5.X and XVID codec : Sizes : 320*240 @ 30 fps ) Music Player : Support MP3, WMA, FLAC , with Equlizer Camera : Digital Camera Function with 1300K pixel Video Recorder : Record in 320*240 MPEG4 Voice Recorder : Voice Recorde in MP3 format in 128,192 and 256KPS E-Book Reader : Support E-Book in TXT format Picture Viewer : Support JPG, GIF , BMP format Build-in 1G memory, Support Max. 4G external SD card. Build-in Litum Rechargable battery wth 12000mah , Continue Video play for 6 hrs, or Music play for 20 hrs. With Auto Shut down, Firmware upgradable, 3.6″ screen size ( 960*240) TFT , Theme Select, Multi Language support ( English, French, Chinese, Italian, Portuguese ) , Wallpaper changable |
| And apparently it’s a high-quality product! Just look at the customer comments below: |
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| With reviews like those, who wouldn’t want one! It’s not too expensive, either. If you’re paying in American dollars, it’ll cost you just over one hundred bucks. A humanly design, any product you want inside, self-help properties, and invisibility, all for $110?! I’ll take two! |
| Link to product page. |
This is very very hilarious! Especially the self-esteem pick-me-upper LOL And what’s with the “works so great you won’t even know it’s there!” hahaha that sounds like a female promoting a good tampon. bwahaha!