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| This is like Rocky with a weird twist. Twenty-four year old Samson Sor Siriporn (heheh) managed to get out of prison three years early because of a boxing match. She got caught selling “ya ba” (crazy drug) when she was seventeen and was sentenced to ten years in prison. And if Brokedown Palace is accurate at all (yeah, probably not), I’m sure that seems more like thirty years. But here’s the twist…she trained as a boxer while she was on the inside so that she wouldn’t get the poop kicked out of her all the time, and that eventually led to her winning the WBC light-flyweight title and getting out of prison 3 years early. Apparently, going from a drug dealer to someone who beats the crap out of somebody gets you paroled in Thailand. It only makes sense… |
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| So if I ever decide to sell drugs, I’m gonna train as a boxer first and then move to Thailand to sell them. I figure if I’m already a good boxer when I first go to jail, I’ll just start beating people up left and right and challenge a woman from Japan to a bout to become the female light-flyweight champion (nevermind the fact that I’m a guy), beat her, and then get out of jail faster. The way I see it, I’d be out of jail in just a few months. I’m sure it would work! I see NO flaws in this plan at all. |
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