I always wondered how I could get my head to look better…

Chinglish abounds in China, and it can be a lot of fun. And I have a few pictures of Chinglish in use, so I thought I’d post them here. Here’s the first edition.

Link to full-sized pic.

If you’ve ever been told by anybody that something will only happen “when pigs fly”…by your boss when you asked for a raise, by the cutie in accounting when you asked her out…you may wanna start looking again at that new sportscar you’ve always wanted or buy some cologne in preparation for your big date. [...]

The dog in the pic above is Huani, a mutt (mixed-breed for you overly-sensitive, PC-obsessed, PETA-loving people) in China’s Shandong province, and those are baby tigers she’s nursing. File it under “awww!” Zoo officials say that the Huani will nurse the tiger cubs for one month or until her ability to produce milk for [...]

Reuters picture.

Where’s Waldo? Beijing’s Forbidden City is even more crowded than usual this week for May’s “Golden Week” holidays. If you’re curious, Golden Week is basically the much longer and more relaxing version of Labor Day in America.

Internet censorship seems to be a hotly-debated topic when China is brought up in conversation lately, but it looks like Beijing (as in the Chinese government as a whole) has the support of the people in at least one area: the fight against online pornography.

According to an article on China.org.cn, the Chinese government [...]