| A cat in China has grown wings, so pigs may not be too far behind. “At first, they were just two bumps, but they started to grow quickly, and after a month there were two wings,” his owner said. But before you get too excited, if her theory is correct, it’s more likely that your boss or the cutie in accounting or whoever else you’re bothering with unlikely-to-be-granted requests will grow wings than pigs. Scientists say it’s just a genetic mutation, but she says, “A month ago, many female cats in heat came to harass him, and then the wings started to grow.” Yeah, right, and monkeys might fly out of my butt. Say, I’ve been a little constipated lately… |
