Archive for March, 2007

Yoga is bad for fake boobs…

This post gets no image because I don’t have time to sit here and Photoshop a good one, and I know it’s not safe to do a Google image search for “yoga boobs”.
 
A woman in Taipei has proven that you can buy yoga classes and breast implants, but you can’t necessarily buy yourself common sense. She was doing some yoga exercises when one of her two-year-old breast implants - that is, the implants were 2 years old, not designed to look like two-year-old kids’ faces - er, anyway, one of ‘em popped.
 
Accidents happen, true, but this lady was just recklessly dumb. Her doctor said that she “felt tremendous pressure on her implants during several poses, but carried on nevertheless. She’s a perfectionist when it comes to her figure.” Okay, let’s think this through using common sense: You’ve got something unnatural in your body that has increased your breast size by 2 cups, from an A to a C. So by default, you’ve got some serious tightness there, and your skin is probably freaking out as it tries to cover this sudden new bulge. So then you’re bending over in some kind of contorted position, and you feel “tremendous pressure” on said unnatural things stuck in your body. It would be wise to stop whatever you’re doing that’s causing the pressure. Of course, this lady didn’t, and so her boob popped. So, as her doctor said, “It was like a leaking tire at that point. By the time she woke up the next morning, she was no longer symmetrical.” Way to go.
 
Now, I can totally understand extreme insecurity about your body and appearance. People do things every day to try to change what they perceive as ugly about their physical appearance, and it’s their right to do if they feel it will enhance their lives in some way. But there are some things you just have to be smart about. If you’re gonna get laser hair removal, stay out of the sun for a while. If you’re gonna get facelifts, stop before you end up looking like a cat person. If you’re gonna put fluid-filled bags inside your body, it’s not gonna hold up as well as what’s already there; don’t become a sumo wrestler, do yoga, or volunteer to stress-test the latest bulletproof vests. Common sense, people, common sense.
 
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I hate to be negative, but…

”Domo Kun eats kittens!
Domo Kun, just one example of Japanese pop culture with a cult following in America.
 
Sometimes I kinda feel robbed when it comes to my choice to learn Chinese instead of Japanese or Korean. I love a lot of things about Chinese traditional culture, but it totally bites in the popular culture area. Why is it that all the coolest, wackiest, and most entertaining stuff in Asian popular culture comes out of Japan and South Korea? There are 1.4 billion people in China, and they can’t come up with more cool stuff to add to popular culture?
 
What really cool stuff do we get from Chinese popular culture here in the West? Hmmm…just about nothing, unless you count Chinese food and kung fu movies, but neither of those can hardly be called popular culture since they were invented forever ago and haven’t changed a whole lot. And anybody who’s ever compared Chinese television to Japanese television knows that Japanese TV shows are like the kid at school that was always coming up with new words or phrases that everybody else at school wished they had come up with, and Chinese TV shows (for the most part) are like your smelly old Uncle Bob who comes around to visit for a week once in a while and play the same lame old practical jokes on you that he’s been playing on you since you were six.
 
Now look at music. Chinese music is really getting better and better. I have a lot of it in my collection. But it’s still not as interesting or cutting-edge over all as Japanese music is. I’ve heard a lot of J-Pop and C-Pop, as well as other types of music from both countries, and as much as I hate to say it, J-Pop is overall much cooler than C-Pop, hands-down. Anybody who knows me knows how much I like my Chinese music, so it takes a lot for me to admit that.
 
And then you’ve got lots of other stuff: Candy is one thing. Pocky is arguably the best thing ever, and the Korean equivalent is good, too. Chinese candy doesn’t even come close. And there are Japanese and Korean toys and stuffed animals (Hello Kitty this, Hello Kitty that, Pukka this, Pukka that) as well as manga and anime, probably 90% of which is produced in Japan or by Japanese companies (yes, that statistic is made up). And video games! Need I even mention those?!
 
But as huge as China is, it doesn’t have much at all to compete with all of these things that are pouring out of Japan and South Korea. Anime conventions are really popular here in America, but when was the last time you heard someone mention a kung fu (wushu) convention? It just doesn’t have the appeal that anime does. And who in his right mind would want to go to a kung fu convention anyway? It would mainly attract a bunch of eccentric white guys who have a fascination with beating the crap out of people, and they’d probably just be there looking for a reason to show off their “skills” or buy random Chinese weapons they’ll never use.
 
Lest anyone think I’m China-bashing…I’m a big fan of many things Chinese. And Chinese doesn’t have anywhere near the “perverted uncle” reputation and penchant for pornographic things that Japan has and that South Korea seems to be following ever-so-slowly. I’m thankful for that. But my point here is that it’s time for China to step up to the plate and start making some worthwhile contributions to popular culture around the world. Instead of looking around at the rest of the world for great ideas, making a reasonable facsimile of those ideas, and then selling them domestically for really cheap, China needs to tap into the creativity that’s gotta exist in a society of 1.4 billion people and start coming up with their own stuff! C’mon, China! We’re waiting! And as much as we love adopting your children here in America, that’s not the kind of export I’m talking about.
 
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The new Chinese-made, Apple iPhone clone…

”Pretty!”
 
If China were a company’s R&D department, they would be Microsoft’s. What do I mean? Well, does Microsoft ever come up with anything new anymore? No, they just go around buying up everybody else’s good ideas or blatantly ripping them off. Sure, a long time ago Microsoft was ground-breaking, but now they’re just kind of hanging on. That’s pretty much how China has been for a while now. They invented fireworks, pasta, and arguably a lot of other things we take for granted today. But look at their popular culture these days. Almost everything that’s really cool is kind of a rip off of cooler stuff from Japan or Korea or sometimes even America (who probably ripped anything cool off from Japan and Korea, anyway). But China is also kind of like Dell’s old R&D department. Historically, Dell has let everybody else spend the money on R&D, and then they’ve found a way to do the same basic thing, only a little bit cheaper. That’s been great for consumers because it’s helped push everybody to lower their prices, thus making computing power more affordable for everybody.
 
China seems to be trying to help lower prices in the whole MP3 player/phone market, which is great, if you ask me. The picture above is a picture of Meizu’s new Apple iPhone clone called MiniOne. Sure, it’s a blatant rip-off of the iPhone, but it looks pretty cool and has a much nicer price. And anything that features screenshots using Chinese characters makes my mouth water. It’s due to ship by the end of the year. I wonder if they’ll follow Microsoft in that area, too, and totally miss their launch date, or go with Dell’s “just in time” delivery model. Really, it doesn’t matter to me one way or the other; I’m broke.
 
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