Archive for February, 2007

Drugs, electric shock, hypnosis, and being woken up by a soldier screaming, “This is for your own good!” - Must be in an internet addiction treatment center in China!

”You may have an internet addiction if your computer area looks like this.
Signs of a possible internet addiction…
 
The opening paragraph of this article is great, so I’ll just paste it here:
 
DAXING, China - Sun Jiting spends his days locked behind metal bars in this military-run installation, put there by his parents. The 17-year-old high school student is not allowed to communicate with friends back home, and his only companions are psychologists, nurses and other patients. Each morning at 6:30, he is jolted awake by a soldier in fatigues shouting, “This is for your own good!”
 
Sun’s offense: Internet addiction.
 
Apparently, the Chinese government is really worried about their citizens’ internet habits, so they took the offensive by creating these internet addiction treatment centers. Yep, they’re military-run installations, so they’re government-sanctioned, and right now there are eight of them across China. According to the article, the clinic in Beijing’s Daxing suburb hosts between 60 and 280 patients whose ages range from twelve to twenty-four. But at least they’re there voluntarily! Wait–most of them aren’t there voluntarily? Well, at least they’re not being hypnotized, electrically shocked, and fed drugs! Oh, that’s part of the treatment?! This sounds suspiciously like re-education a-la-The Manchurian Candidate to us.
 
Let’s get a little more info on this. There are apparently 3 floors to the place:
 
The first level has 10 locked rooms that are described as being for treating “teen patients suffering from disturbed sleep, lack of motivation, aggression, depression and other problems. It goes on: Unlike the rest of the building, which is painted in blues and grays and kept cold to keep the teens alert, these rooms are sunny and warm.” Oh, well at least they’re sunny and warm! Inside Room No. 8 are toys and other figurines that the teens can play with while psychologists watch. Room 10 contains rows of fake machine guns that the patients use for role-play scenarios that are supposed to bridge the virtual world with the real one. Yep, twenty-four-year-old guys love to play with toys and fake machine guns! Room No. 4 is made up to look like home, with rattan furniture and fake flowers, to provide a comfortable place for counselors to talk to the teens. The staff tries to blend into the artificial environment. Before meeting with a patient, one counselor swapped her olive military uniform for a motherly cardigan and plaid skirt. This is like the Darma Initiative-meets-Stepford.
 
The second level strangely isn’t mentioned in the article, but the third level is: No one is comfortable talking about the third floor of the clinic, where serious cases — usually two or three at a time — are housed. Most have been addicted to the Internet for five or more years, Tao said, are severely depressed and refuse counseling. One sliced his wrists but survived. These teens are under 24-hour supervision. That’s just plain freaky.
 
But hey, the clinic helps people, right? The article goes on to explain the plans of Sun Jiting, one of the patients soon getting out of the “treatment program”:
 
The first task on his agenda when he gets home: get online. He needs to tell his worried Internet friends where he was these past few weeks.
 
What’s the Chinese word for irony?
Link to article.

Superstition injures 125 people in Beijing

”Caaaareful...!”
I got this picture from…I forget where.
It’s an old Chinese New Year tradition: setting off fireworks to “scare off evil spirits and drive away bad luck”. It’s apparently also a really good way to destroy the stuff you own and drive away your ability to see ever again. China’s official Xinhua News Agency said that 125 people in Beijing were injured during celebrations, mainly because of the crappy quality of fireworks that had been flooding into the city in the months leading up to the celebration. Forty-four of the injured people admitted to Beijing’s Tongren Hospital had eye injuries. Forty-four! That’s seriously bad quality, if THAT many people have been injured. And there were 114 accidental fires in the city, as well. And that’s all just one city. It’s probably gonna be a pretty big death toll nation wide. Last year, 63 people died in fires related to the celebration, and I’m sure hundreds more were injured. I’m betting this year will be worse.
Now I love Chinese culture and all, but doesn’t it seem a little silly that an “evil spirit” is expected to be scared by firecrackers?! I mean, ok, if I were an evil spirit powerful enough to be invisible and harm people in the physical realm, there’s no way some firecrackers would scare me off. I’d be more likely to, say…make them backfire, thus injuring 125 people in a city. Not that that’s what happened…it’s a simple case of manufacturers cutting as many corners as possible to make as much money as possible while blowing up as many eyeballs as possible. And how the heck would firecrackers ward off bad luck, if there even were such a thing? And if bad luck DID exist, and firecrackers warded it off once, wouldn’t they ward it off all year? If so, nobody would ever have anything bad happen to them if they just blew up some firecrackers daily. How lame is that superstition? I feel bad for the people that were injured or lost property in the fires, but please, people!  Use your brains and stop believing things just because your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather did!
Link to article.

Show up at an event, or have your house turned into a “sea of blood”…tough choice.

”Oh noooo!
 
It must be tough being famous in Asia. You may have heard stories about mobsters in Asia really messing with actors and actresses specifically. One we’ve heard had to do something with Chow Yun Fat being forced by the mob to drink his own or somebody else’s urine for some reason. Today’s post-worthy story comes from Korea.
 
Allegedly (ooh, see that word? It makes us legit!), two mobsters blackmailed Korean heart-throb Kwon Sang-woo (the guy in the totally unedited photo above) into appearing at some promotional event in Japan last April. They allegedly threated to turn his alleged house into an alleged “sea of blood” if he didn’t allegedly appear at the alleged event. He was allegedly freaked out and thus allegedly went to the event. Now we question the alleged allegedness of the mobsters’ claims as to what really happened based on the fact that mobsters aren’t known for being truthful people, but we’re feeling lazy today, so we won’t comment any further other than to say, “Riiight, Mr. Mobster.  That’s what really happened…”  If you wanna know what we’re talking about, you’ll have to read the story for yourself. If you don’t, we’ll turn your house into a sea of blood.
 
Link to article.

China’s manners blitz: update!

NOT Queuing Day
Not Queuing Day
 
Not long ago, we (yes, I have taken to referring to myself as the royal ‘we’) “reported” on China’s blitz on manners ahead of the Beijing Olympics in 2008 and the 2010 World Expo in Shanghai. Here’s an update on the progress.
 
  • People caught spitting on the streets of Beijing will be fined up to 50 yuan ($6.50 USD) - Now, in America that won’t buy a whole lot; maybe a value meal at a fast food restaurant. Not so bad, really. But in China, that’s a pretty big fine. It’s about how much a college student makes in Beijing in a day, and it could buy 16 rides on the subway, 100 packs of tissues, or [insert witty comment about what 50 yuan will buy here and laugh at my - I mean our - marvellous sense of humor].
  • The 11th day of every month will be “Queuing Day” (”Forming an Orderly Line Day” for you yanks) - “Yay! Do you know what this Sunday is?! It’s QUEUING DAY!!! On Queuing Day, instead of everybody mobbing the bus, subway, or store counter, we wait [perhaps not-so] patiently in line until it is our turn to be served! Queing Day is such a happy day! The only thing that would be better than Queuing Day would be National Spitting Amnesty Day!”
 
Since people the world over are essentially followers of what the media does and celebrities do, Beijing is trying to enlist the help of the media and famous people to help get people on board with the whole not-freaking-foreigners-out-with-disgusting-and-rude-habits thing. According to the article, there’s actually a system of “punishment and rewards” as well as “slogans for city districts”. What the rewards are, we couldn’t say. Not getting manhandled and/or fined by the police seems reward enough to us. It’s a good thing China’s court system isn’t like the one in America because if it were, there would no doubt be a flood of appeals to spitting fines. If Johnnie Cochran were still alive, we know he would already be there, offering his closing remarks before the court: “If he didn’t spit, you must acquit.”
 
Link to article.

“I can’t speak Thai, so I’ll just disappear for 25 years.”

A lady in Thailand has just found her way home after 25 years lost because she got on the wrong bus not once but twice. According to the article, she originally intended to take a shopping trip to Malaysia, but instead she boarded a bus for Bangkok. And then she got on a second wrong bus and kept on going right on to Chiang Mai.
Now maybe I’m insensitive, but unless this lady has a serious learning disability, I don’t feel sorry for her for being lost. If you live in a country where there are two choices of languages to speak, and you choose to speak neither language, you’re gonna have some difficulty communicating. It’s understandable that you can’t speak either of those languages if you happen to live in a remote area where nobody else speaks either of those two languages. But if you then proceed to get lost for twenty-five years because you don’t learn any of either of those languages when you hear them day-in and day-out, you absolutely deserve to be lost (again, unless you have a mental problem that precludes your ability to communicate or learn another language)! How can you be in an area for twenty-five years and not understand enough to communicate where you want to go or what your problem is, even if it’s in a broken form of the local language. This lady was a beggar for most of that time, the article says. Okay, so in all of her twenty-five years of hearing Thai every single day , did she not learn how to use even SIMPLE words in Thai or English as she interacted with people on a daily basis? No? That’s just stubborn stupidity and ignorance.
I’m sorry, but if you can’t speak a single word of the language of an area after you’ve lived there and communicated with people there for twenty-five years, you had better have brain damage or a face that closely resembles the picture below. That’s your only valid excuse.
”mmf! pmfff!
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There once was a girl named Wuqibalaqiqige…

Okay, I can’t possibly come up with a limerick for that one.
 
Anyway, she’s gaining minor fame in China for eating dirt. She’s famous in my book for having such a bizarre-looking name. It’s like her drunk uncle came up with her name during a late-night game of Boggle or Scrabble or…something. Or maybe her name is something normal, but when they asked her what it was, she had a mouth full of dirt. Read the article below.
”Soiled
”Soiled
 

Wuqibalaqiqige became a minor celebrity because of her curious habits of eating soil. [sina.com]

A girl from north China’s Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region plans to set a new Guiness World Record after eating nothing but soil for two months.

The girl, called Wuqibalaqiqige, became a minor celebrity after the media broadcast stories about her curious eating habits last year. TV stations as far flung as Hunan, Anhui, Beijing and Shanghai picked up her story, even Japan and South Korea.

The girl said she feels no need to eat normal food now that she has discovered how much she likes to eat soil.

She intends to stick to her diet and challenge the Guinness World Record for eating only soil, which currently stands at 2 months.

Her agent has contacted the Guinness Office in Shenyang and the challenge will kick off in April.

She will also launch a campaign for a charity that helps people suffering from unusual diseases. The girl has already helped a woman who suffered from insomnia for more than 10 years.

 
Link to article.